When life gives you lemons make lemonade

One time at work i was called over to our other building by a friend of mine who was a little hard up for money and he wanted to sell me a certain muzzleloader. Me, already having one turned that down but then started to question about the rest of his gun collection. I persuaded him into selling me one of his pistols. then when i back to the other building i started to tell just a certain few people about my next purchase. Unfortunetly someone who i told and thought that we were good friends wanted the gun as well and went over with cash, gave him the money then and there and would follow him after work and get the gun from his house like i was supoposed to. later on in the day i went back over to make sure every thing was still good then he told me the news. But come to find out the next week i needed the extra cash for something very important and i had it due to me not buying the gun.

Luck of the Irish

If i was lucky enough to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow i would be so thrilled. The money that gold is worth today is insane and to find that much i could be set for life. The first thing i would do is pay off my familys debts and then disappear for six months to a year and just travel the world. I would send postcards home to family every other day showing them where i am and have been. After that i would return home to kentucky and buy up as much land as possible. that is my ultimate dream to have my own farm and thousands of acres to do whatever i wanted on it and live peacefully. i would definetly have some livestock like cows, bulls, horses, and hogs. i would plant on alot of the acres and grow my own food and also hunt for my meat. Basically i would live the Ted Nugent way of life and that is off the land. I would also enroll myself and my girlfriend and anyone else in my family that would want to go into college. i may want to live like a hick but i dont want to be as dumb as one. i would major in wildlife biology so i could further my land and know how to take better care of it and the wildlife on it. Now i will say this i will have all the nice redneck toys like the best 4-wheelers on the market and the nicest boats available. i would have to buy me a candy orange 69 Charger with the dixie horn and all as well as the Grave Digger monster truck along with alot of other senseless things that i would want but dont really need!